Snow, inappropriate words, and the longest bus ride ever.

Last I checked, the calendar said April. I’m right, aren’t I? Unfortunately, Mother Nature seems to be on vacation - somewhere warm, I’m sure - and Old Man Winter has been able to hang around like a nasty cold. I’m REALLY tired of winter. Especially the SNOW. Oy.

Our trip to Calgary last weekend was great, aside from all the sitting my ass got to do. 11 hours to Calgary, sitting on the bus. 9 hours at the competition, sitting on a crappy chair. Another 11 hours home on the bus, sitting once again. My ass went numb in ways I never knew were possible. I’m convinced it’s a little flatter than before - luckily it’s fat enough that it’ll come back.

Austin did well in the competition (no medals), and wants to go again. I even managed to watch him in kumite (contact sparring!), which he enjoys.

I’ve been sleeping a lot this week. 8:30 is the new 11 pm, at least for me. Must be the WEATHER, my new scapegoat for all things annoying.

I just have to share a Jack funny from the other morning. He was looking for one of the cats, and decided that calling out, “Here, pussy! Come on, pussy!” was just the thing to get her attention. I was slightly amused, up until the following came out of his mouth:

“I like pussy. Here, pussy!”

I dare you not to laugh.