The kids go to a dual-track school here in the back of beyond. That’s just a fancy way of saying, “We teach both of Canada’s official languages here.” Although I suppose that might be obvious, considering I have a child in French immersion now. Or did I not mention that?
Anyhoo…just tell me to shut up already with the long & roaming backstories. Seriously. This is how I talk in Real Life. Very wordy.
So…every year the Canadian Parents for French group does a fundraiser. I order some stuff, and guilt-slash-annoy my staff into buying things. (don’t worry, they get me back) The order came home with J today. Without thinking, I left it on the floor when I took A to karate.
Dumb move of the week. And it’s only Monday!
Wiley (the dog that is an asshole) dug into the bag, pulled out someone’s box of chocolate malted balls, and proceeded to tear it open. When I got back, he wasn’t quite finished the entire box, and he immediately started skulking under the table. Thanks, dog. Did I mention you’re an ASSHOLE?
Yes, I know chocolate is toxic to dogs. However, the true percentage of dog-maiming chocolate in this box is likely very low, and since he’s currently having a TwitchyNap (you know, the ones where it looks like they’re moving/running), he seems ok. He’s had chocolate before – in the form of one entire advent calendar, which he had to get on the dishwasher to reach. Again, ASSHOLE.
We do feed him regularly. He even gets treats on occasion. And yet, Wiley has spent his entire doggy life looking for the next thing to eat. He has gone camping with us, only to steal food from every other site (all friends of ours, luckily). He’s gotten into the garbage, both inside & outside the house. He’s probably eaten half-dead mice that the cats bring in as offerings. Yep, he’s just your average asshole dog. Who eats someone else’s chocolate malted balls. That I now have to replace and/or pay for.